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Wow. It has been, FOREVER since I have been on here.  I really need to reconstruct my page.  A lot of my interests have changed, and I would like to focus my posts on different things.  Can't wait for Halloween!  What is everyone's plans for this year's All Hallow's Eve? 

~Fuzzy

Ok, I was browsing through DeviantArt.com - which I love to do... and I came across one of the most amazing and perhaps bizarre things I have ever seen.

I realized that if all celebrities suddenly went missing...I knew the answer!!!

Here is why... there's no reason to explain - just look! :

He seriously has put the artists of Tonner Doll to shame.

This "Black or White" Michael Jackson doll sold on eBay for $919.99

I swear... I was beginning to think he just photoshopped Julie Andrews' face on here... but I thought "nah..."

It's just so amazing and... CREEPY!

 

 

It's like he stole their souls and put them into dolls! It's The Puppet Master in real life!!!

I think I'd quit my day job if I were any of these professional artists for the mass industry of dolls.... they've got nothing on this guy!

The artist is called *noeling on DeviantArt, but his real name is Noel Cruz.

You seriously need to check this guy out!

Not only does he steal people's souls and put them into dolls, but he's also a fantastic traditional artist.

Check out his pages:

DeviantArt

Squidoo (More Info on Him)

Why.... would ANYONE do this to someone????? Not just the band, but anybody. First the boys are being harassed by those loons from France, and now this?

No better way to totally imasculate someone without effort!!!

I just gotta say..... What....the HELL?! hahaha

I ask you..... WHY!?!?!?!?!?

Tom's blog again.

He showed a Samy Deluxe video "Stumm" (mute,silent,voiceless) and it was.... trippy and sad!

It reminded me of the books Fahrenheit 451, 1984, and one of my favorite stories Harrison Bergeron.

Seriously, they make you think of what the world could be like if the government ruled more than it does.

Read Harrsion Bergeron here.

 

 

Just give me an animal mask and it'll be ON.

 

 

So if you didn't know, Tom Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel just launched his blog today (July 3, 2009).

For those who read it, what did you think?

It was definitely informative...

Tom reveals his new dog that I noticed in his announcement video - I wonder what his name is.

He also reveals his animal loving side and gave some heads up about Nike and the new Drake video.

(It was on KWest's Channel, so he must have directed it.)

'Drake "Best I Ever Had"'

Aside from rolling my eyes at the nx flaunting and bouncing of more boobs than basketballs in that

video,

I noticed something that caught my eye -Aubrey Graham was the spotlight of the video.

If you don't know who Aubrey Graham is...

he is/was on Canada's TV Drama "Degrassi: The Next Generation"

I was wondering if that was Aubrey's song - and turns out that it is thanks to a correction from someone else.

I was definitely impressed. Hopefully this will be a bright and successful new career for Aubrey, or

should I say "Drake".

Good luck!

 

Drake "Best I Ever Had" from kwest on Vimeo.

As for Tom's animal loving side - he starts it out with this sentence:

"I hate it when people rip animals out of their natural habitat just for their personal pleasure and for basically locking them up like a toy at home."

A common example of these types of "pets" would be Fennec Foxes, Monkeys, and other mid sized

mammals.

This blog entry opened my eyes to another animal that has sadly become a victim of this collection -

Slow Loris.

Tom posted the video underneath his entry that spews vivid disgust towards domesticating wild

animals.

Before you scroll to the video, Tom says this:

"But I NEED to show you this – whoever doesn’t go crazy must have a heart of stone. Slow Loris are the sweetest animals on earth but that’s also why they are doomed."

"...whoever doesn't go crazy must have a heart of stone."

Those are some strong words from the band's guitarist.

You can view the video on Tom's Blog.

Tom also wants everyone to read this!

 

My initial reaction to this blog is I think it's refreshing - it's not constantly talking about the band, but

talking about other things that open your eyes.

It definitely shows Tom in a new light other than "German Guitarist Sex Symbol".

I like this new light!

So, there's a virtual 3D avatar where you can customize your own avatar... so I decided to have some fun with that.

I created a Bill and Tom Kaulitz Meez!

Here they are:

 

This is Bill (obviously):

And Tom!:

 

Feel free to add them if you have a Meez account!

lol at the dog in the background.

Don't forget to tune in to tokiohotel.com TOMORROW for Tom's first blog entry!

Alright guys, I don't know if these songs are legit or not, but word has it that two songs from

Tokio Hotel's new album have been leaked.

I recieved word yesterday, and I was only able to look up one on MediaFire.

One of the possible songs is called "Pain of Love" and I'm not sure what the other one is.

MediaFire removed both files as soon as I was able to download "Pain of Love".

So if anyone knows what the second song is, please let me know.

I listened to it and it is definitely not anything like the prior Tokio Hotel albums.

I can't even describe the sound, but at first it took me a minute to determine whether or not it was in

fact Bill who I was hearing as the vocalist.

I'm pretty sure it was.

And I'll tell you what -

I like what I heard.

It only increased the anticipation for their awaited album about 100000000x more.

From that little "preview", I can definitely feel confident that their new album will not be a bunch of

reheated junk combined from their past three albums (Schrei, Zimmer 483, Room 483/Scream).

Now as soon as the boys get their act together on their appearance (as in whatever they decide what will appear for the official photo release), I'm confident that this is 

going to be a very rewarding year for both Tokio Hotel and their fans.

So I had to go to the gas station today to fill up with some gas and get a bag of ice for mom.

(It's sad that I actually have to go and BUY ice when we have an ice maker...)

Well, I was waiting for the ATM to be available after I filled my tank, so I was just browsing through the snack and candy aisle.

There was Chex Mix...Starburst...Twix....and I couldn't believe my eyes:

POCKY!!!

 

*cue godly glow and shimmer*

 

I thought I was seeing things, but there it was - Strawberry Pocky staring me right in the face.

I've always wanted to try Pocky so I bought some and an Arizona lemon tea.

(you know, those really huge cans for only 99 cents)

I tried the Pocky....

It was ok at first, but it had a really "biscuity" flavor.

The more I ate, I began to like them more.

I need to try chocolate Pocky next.

Another thing...

Why the hell do they make Pocky for Men..????

(WTFFFFF)

                                          What is so manly about a chocolate dipped pretzel stick???

The world never ceases to amaze me.

It has even managed to turn sexism into a cookie...

if not create a sexist cookie.

 

I want to try this oh so powerful Men's Pocky.

Does that mean I'll lose my boobs and grow a penis?

Apparently someone was just as lost as I was about why there is Men's Pocky.

They even address the concerns from other communities such as,

"Where is the LGBT Pocky?!"

Read their blog here.

"Bill Kaulitz Totally Looks Like Pete Burns."

"Manzini Totally Looks Like Tom Kaulitz."

(Ma-who?)

"Brad Pitt Tottally Looks Like Vince Offer from Shamwow."

*shriek*

(that sick bastard has a name?!)

"Azura Skye Totally Looks Like Drew Barrymore."

"World of Warcraft Totally Looks Like Swine Flu."

(both contagious and deadly!)

"This Shirt Totally Looks Like A Toilet Seat Cover."

(keeping it sanitary!)

"This Poster Woman Totally Looks Like Michael Jackson."

*double shriek*

"This Bag Totally Looks Like Goomba (Super Mario Brothers)."

"Skeet Ulrich Totally Looks Like Johnny Depp."

"Darth Maul Totally Looks Like This Stink Bug."

"Ray Romano Totally Looks Like Zack Braff."

(Let's wear matching wallpaper shirts son!)

Wall-E Totally Looks Like Johnny-5.

(well we all knew his design wasn't original!)

"Bacardi Logo Totally Looks Like Swiss Air Force Logo."

CONSPIRACY!

"Baloo Totally Looks Like Little John."

(I sense laziness!)

"Bar Patrons Totally Look Like Statler & Waldorf from The Muppets."

"Barry Manilow Totally Looks Like Rod Stewart."

(I'm not the only one!!!!)

"Brutal Legend Guy Totally Looks Like Jack Black."

"Barton Fink Totally Looks Like Egon Spangler."

(both names are epic.)

"Belgian Socialist Party Poster Totally Looks Like Franz Ferdinand Album Cover."

(hey, she's gotta make a living too.)

"Bob Dylan Totally Looks Like Andy Samberg."

"Costume Party Bratz Doll Totally Looks Like Playboy Bunny Holly."

(I knew I hated Bratz!)

"Dawson County, DA Totally Looks Like a Scottish Terrier."

"Disappearing Igenue by Melissa Pritchard Totally Looks Like The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides."

(tsk tsk tsk)

"Dr. Phil Totally Looks Like Jeffrey Tambor."

(someone call LifeTime!!!)

"Elephant Animal Cracker Totally Looks Like Proboscis Monkey."

*honk*

"Evil Dead II Monster Totally Looks Like World's Ugliest Dog."

(that poor dog.)

"Funny Money Totally Looks Like Fun with Dick and Jane."

(hurrrr)

"Gary Spivey Totally Looks Like Spaceball."

(and he thought his hair was original...HAW.)

"Girl on Cover of Popular Vote Totally Looks Like Girl on Cover of Geek High."

(show of hands, how many of you believe this IS the same girl? or at least the same outfit)

"Gonk Totally Looks Like Trash a Can."

(no one will never notice that he's just two spraypainted Rubbermaid bins!)

"Guy in the painting 'Ruby, Gold, and Malachite'
by Scott Tuke totally looks like Gilligan."

(what a creative painting name... I bet it took hours for him to come up with it...)

"Vogue Cover Totally Looks Like WW1 Propoganda."

(now that's what I call inspiration!)

"Harriet Tubman Totally Looks Like E.T."

(no comment)

"Infected Mushroom album Totally Looks Like Seether album."

(has anyone even heard of Infected Mushroom??!)

"Spencer Pratt Totally Looks Like Shaving Fun Ken."

(it definitely reflects his "career" perfectly! easily removed with warm water...)

"Bad Religion's 'Suffer' album Totally Looks Like NOFX's 'Surfer' album."

(.....)

"The King from Cinderella Totally Looks Like Senior from Orange County Choppers."

(pappy has a wild side!)

"The Pope Totally Looks Like a Cockatoo."

*snicker*

"Junior Soprano Totally Looks Like Six Flags Guy."

(I knew he had a softer side...)

"S.W.A.T. Assault flash game Totally Looks Like Halo 3 ghost town."

(now that's just sad...)

"Smeagol Totally Looks Like Constantine."

"Maurice Tillet Totally Looks Like Shrek."

(I'd hit it...)

"Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Trilogy of Terror Zuni Doll."

"Little Tikes Police Car Totally Looks Like City Mobil.)

(where can I get one?!)

"Mary Kate Olson Totally Looks Like Ozzy Osbourne."

(yummeh)

"Larry King Totally Looks Like a Big Nosed Monkey."

again, *honk*

"New Goodwrench logo Totally Looks Like Quicktime logo."

(now if only they combined Quicktime WITH Goodwrench... that would be one damn good wrench. Enjoy fixing that sink with some killer tunes! Forget the iPod!)

"Kenny from South Park Totally Looks Like a Hair Dryer."

*guffaw*

"Radar Totally Looks Like a Duck."

(and as you can see, this mallard is honing in on Little Rock and Batesville.)

"Stanley Hudson from 'The Office' Totally Looks Like Punch Out's Doc Louis."

 

And last, but not least....

"Amy Winehouse Totally Looks Like this Trainwreck."

(that is by far the most dead on one.)

Bill's long lost pet... or past life?

"Shut Up"

Why shouldn't we say it right away? LaFee (17) is the most successful female German singer of the moment! Her career is very unique and hard to compare! Being 15 when she started out with her first single "Scabies" (in 2006) she approached something that hasn't been possible for a newcomer in Germany in a long time. Her debut album "LaFee" (2006) went straight to No.1 and sold over 300.000 units. By today the record went platinum and triple gold. Wherever she appears - her fans go totally crazy. Her website www.lafee.de counts more users than Robbie William's. She already played three great tours and has been on countless Coversheets of the biggest music- and teen magazines. Her success continued with the release of her second album "Now's The Time" (2007), which went gold as well. The highlight - career wise - so far: The German music industry honored her in 2007 with two ECHO awards - "Best Female Artist National" and "Best Newcomer"! In 2008 she won the category "Best Female Artist National" again. A career you normally only can dream of - in less than 24 month!

Yes, it's really only 2,5 years ago when LaFee (daughter of a Greek and a German) was a normal girl known as Christina. She dreamed of a career as singer when she went to school like everybody her age, spending her afternoons with her friends in her parent's living room - singing and dancing. "I never wanted to do anything else than singing. I started to "entertain" my family really early. And I remember a conversation I had with my dad. I sat in front of the TV watching a music show. And I asked my dad: How did these people make it and why doesn't someone spot me out?", tells LaFee. "My dad said: Be patient it will happen some day!" And Christina started to work for her success. Even being not older than nine she started - with the help of her mum - to send tapes to TV shows. She actually performed in three of them. That was the key! One of her TV performances, Christina was 13, was watched by Bob Arnz, a very successful German producer. And Bob Arnz had a vision: He wanted to build up a young female singer. One that would sing about topics of her generation - bedded in sharp rock music with elements of metal. The most important thing: Arnz wanted a direct, clear language - without phrases - direct to the point - ribald - like the kids talk these days. He immediately saw Christina's unique talent and got in touch with her. "Before we started working I loved HipHop and Pop. But I also always loved Rammstein and just started to get more into Rock. It became really my thing. Rock has so many ways to show emotions, you can go from totally hard to really soft and it's so energetic", says LaFee. She also liked the idea of German lyrics and being direct, open - of talking back. "You know, if things are the way they are, why not tell it like it is... And that's how I am - I say things straight to your face. I always hated people that talk behind your back and are to afraid to talk face to face." A couple of months and a couple of talks later Christina was standing in Arnz' studio in Ibiza, recording. "I remember thinking: Yes! Finally I'm doing what I ever wanted to do!"

The debut album "LaFee" showed a manifold young singer: naughty and self-confident, not afraid to speak her mind and full of energy. The music: driven by hard guitars. That's her one side, her dark side. And there's another side of LaFee - a light side, a sensitive, vulnerable side - you can find this side in her ballades. LaFee: "It was really important for me to show all the emotions in me: Being angry, talking back but also being soft and emotional. I'm not only angry but I'm always real." This mixture continues on the second album "Now's The Time". After a little break in December 2006 (LaFee: "I needed some time off to REALISE what just had happened. And I had to study for my school exams. I really wanted to get my degree!") she and Bob Arnz went back into the studio and recorded "Now's the time". Following the footsteps of it's forerunner the album contains great Pop-Songs with a rough guitar sound and loads of hit potential. Her voice developed and sounds stronger, wider, and more emotional. It's the emancipation of a young girl to a self-confident young woman. Her lyrics - even more ironic and nasty but soulful at the same time. Topic wise both albums have no bondages. "I wanted to sing about things that really happen, that people my age know and even about things that everybody knows but nobody likes to speak about!" So she sings about eating disorders and self-confidence, betrayal and love, family fights and having fun, suicide and even about sexual abuse. "And?" asks LaFee. "There is absolutely nothing I can't sing about!"

Now, 2 years after her break through ("A time where everything went from cero to 100 and run so fast") LaFee opens a new chapter in her unbelievable career: Fans all over Europe are calling for the 17 years old. Fans in France, Italy, Spain want their new star to perform in their countries." That was something I never assumed to happen. I mean I'm German and now I have fans in other countries. I can't believe that they found out about me but it's so great. It's just really overwhelming." Recording an English album was the next step and the result is "Shut Up". "Shut Up" is a perfect mixture out of her first and second German album. A mixture that shows her career out of a perfect view, that reflects her career and shows best the artist and person LaFee. Twelve songs were recorded in English. From the main track "Shut Up" over her first hit "Scabies", "Come On", "Little Princess", "Hot" to LaFee's favorite song "What's Wrong With Me" - all the fans have been asking for is on that record. And yes, of course there will be some discussions about her very special and direct lyrics. The translation hasn't weakened the original meaning. There are no milder words. Political Correctness! No way! LaFee: "That's the way I am, that's the way I talk! Nobody tells me how to behave. Why should that be different in another language?"

It's been said: LaFee doesn't wear a muzzle - that's the authentic secret of her success. And this story of success is meant to be continued - all over Europe!

"Shut Up"
Song by Song

Midnight Strikes: "This song is about sexual abuse of children. This topic is really important for me, because I don't want to look away. And I want to encourage kids that have gone or are going through something like this to talk about it and get help."

Shut Up: "This song is about my ex-best-friend. He lied to me all the time and had never the gaze to tell me right in the face that he had a problem with me!"

Now's The Time: "That's the main track of my second German album. I took this song cause it goes out to all the people that never believed in me, that said I would never be successful or became a singer! It was a great feeling to come back with a second album that carried that message: Here I am and I'm gonna do it again!"

On The First Night: "This song goes to all the girls that haven't had their "first time" yet and don't feel ready yet to have sex with their boyfriends. I want to tell them: Take your time, take all the time you need and don't let anyone rush you."

Come On: "You might know that. You're in a club and there is one guy always looking at you. He stares and stares and stares but he doesn't do anything. That's what the song is about. It's like: What's wrong with you? Don't be shy - come over - talk to me - now!"

Set Me Free: "This song is very personal. It's me, telling my parents that I've grown up now."

Tell Me Why: "That's a very romantic song for all of you being in love. Listen to it and find your own story!"

Little Princess: "You know these girls that actually never did anything in their lives except taking money from mummy and daddy. They are so snobby and think they are so special."

Scabies: "This song was for my ex-best-girl-friend. She went for my boyfriend and succeeded. So it's obvious: I don't wish her the best..."

What's Wrong With Me: "This song is about the best and worst feeling at the same time. When you realize that you are falling in love. You feel sick all the time but you are excited as well. And you ask yourself: Hey, what is happening here? What's going on? What's wrong with me?"

Lonely Tears: "A very personal song as well. It's about what I've experienced after my career started. Everything I ever dreamed of became true and then I found my self in my hotel room - alone. So even having the best time of my live there are moments where I'm lonely and sad."

Hot: "Hot goes out to another girl. Basically I say: I just wanted to let you know you are not as hot as I am, sorry!"

 

 

"guffaw."

Bill Marley?

"Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel totally looks like this Bob Marley tattoo."

Oh... oh my....

"Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel totally looks like a Polish Chicken."

 

Maybe the two can share their hair secrets?

Possibly perform a duet?

 

There is irony in this!

David Bowie's character from Labrynth also got a Polish chicken.

And if you don't know - Labrynth is one of Bill's favorite movies.

*gasp*

I sense conspiracy!!!

Found more pictures of the Cornrow'd Wonder:

Looks like he switched out his gauges.

Ok, I just randomly came across these photos of a Buzznet user's sister who threw together a Tom Kaulitz outfit.

I gotta say.... it's definitely working.

Being 12, and being a girl, she definitely pulls it off!

This one is the winner XD

Just dread her hair, get a NewEra hat, possibly a hoodie, and we've got a mini-prepubescent-female Tom!

She definitely has his grin.

They may not be exactly dead-on, but who is without plastic surgery?

I definitely think they favor a lot.

(and yes I am aware that there are pictures of the actual Tom - I put them here for comparison)

Alright guys, this post isn't your usual post about the boys.

I'm not updating you on their new album, their looks, relationships, scandals, or anything like that.

This post is about two fans that I find absolutely incredible!

The first is a 26 year old from Austria who has created her own form of TH paraphanalia - "Puppenjungs"!

Puppenjungs is German for "dollboys".

She has invested over $1,000 to create two ball jointed dolls of Bill and Tom.

Just before you ask, they are NOT for sale.

They are hers, but if you have the money to create your own BJD Bill, Tom, Georg, or Gustav, (or all of them),

then go right ahead!

There are tons of sites available for BJD parts and clothing.

The Puppenjungs are LUTS dolls.

Other BJD companies that I've looked at are Elfdoll, DollZone, and LeekeWorld - they definitely have future TH BJD potential - as do many others I'm sure.

You can view the Puppenjungs and learn all about them here, and here!

 

Here are some photos of the Puppenjungs to give you a peek!

 

 

Now, the other fan that I want to mention created "TH Miniband"!

You can view her page here.

 

Here's a shot of the Miniband!

Remember that rumor circulating about Tokio Hotel's new album featuring a duet with Miley Cyrus?

Well, I know that a lot of Tokio Hotel fans were very upset by this rumor.

Just to let you know, this rumor is FALSE.

The boys clear it up in this interview with MTV.

Their response about Miley Cyrus made me laugh...

Tt kind of seemed like "She's cool...but no."

Translated into: "Met her. Hate her."

 

 

You can watch the interview here.

Well I'm sure anybody that keeps an eye out for the boys of Tokio Hotel are already aware that Tom has ditched dreads.... at least for now.

What was your reaction to this?

Personally.... I was in utter shock, and I found myself asking "WHY?!"

Maybe this is just an experiment before their new album comes out.

The cornrows wouldn't be such a shock to me if he kept his hair color the same.

Black just doesn't seem to suit his darker complexion.

And if you notice - he got his ears pierced too.

I like those!

Here are some of the few photos you can find of him with his new appearance.

 

This one has been circulating the most it seems.

 

I think the guy on the right steals the spotlight in this photo.

Tom's looking good here. Love the smile and the hat :) But *sigh* I miss the dreads.